Boogie Chillen
May 6, 2008

Aidan says he has Greenlee's good luck charm with him (his watch). What on EARTH makes him think something from GREENLEE will bring him good luck? As if she has EVER had good luck (other than having money fall into her lap every time she turns around). Frankly, if I received a "good luck charm" from Greenlee, I'd turn around and foist it onto my greatest enemy.

I was wondering why the woman at the bridal shop had poured FOUR glasses of champagne for Greenlee and Kendall. I figured it's probably just the fact that they are both raging alcohoics at this point -- I don't think a day goes by when they are celebrating SOMETHING or just hanging out down at the bar. Then Angie and Krystal show up (unannounced and unexpected), are asked to join the party and are promptly provided with the conveniently pre-poured glasses of champagne. Wow, the bridal shop woman must have been PSYCHIC!

That dress Greenlee had on with the giant bow looked AWFUL -- I can't believe she even left the dressing room wearing it! That's one of those things where, if it were ME and I was brain-addled enough to try it on in the first place, as soon as I looked in the mirror my jaw would drop and I would shuck it off like it was about to catch on FIRE! If you're the bride, you don't want a giant bow that threatens to blot out the sun to take center stage at your wedding, totally eclipsing YOU, the BRIDE. And then there was the snug dress with the ruffles cascading down like a storm-tossed flapper dress. That would make ANY woman look like she had massive hips (even KENDALL)!

Was it just me, or did the robber who was assaulting Jesse not really seem to have his heart in the job? He was really phoning it in. It brought to mind one of Craig Ferguson's running jokes about how it's not so much that he minds a dog humping his leg -- it's the utterly bored and disinterested look on their face while their doing it He should consider a career in the ID theft arena, where he can sit in front of the computer in his underwear while he rips people off. Ah, it was pre-arranged WITH Jesse (or at least Tad) -- well that explains the ennui of it all.

All I have to say about Adam Jr is "like father, like son". I haven't seen such consistent, utter listlessness from a child actor on the show since the little wooden-headed puppet boy playing JAR that Dixie used to carry around on her hip (WAAAAY past the point when he should have not only been walking, but RUNNING all over the place, I might add). They must still be dosing their Flintstones vitamins with valium.

Robin "has anyone reported them to Social Services, because, I'm telling you, that boy(s) ain't right" Coutellier