Boogie Chillen
February 28, 2008

JAR would NOT be with a hooker like Treena -- when he buys company, it's usually in the form of relatively high-class twins named Bambi and Candy.

How is Annie keeping her boobs from coming completely out of her dress? They must be SUPERGLUED onto them, because that dress is cut SO low and widely cut that it's barely covering her nipples. Actually, I don't think they ARE completely covered -- I suspect they're using makeup to cover the aureole. What IS with this sudden descent into soft-core porn? I guess the return of some CLASS in the form of Jesse and Angie was too much for them to take and they had to reassure the Paris Hilton fan set that they haven't forgotten them. They certainly have been working hard lately to change Annie's image from Soccer Mom to Siren.

Babe scoffs at JAR being kidnapped ... AGAIN. She sneers: "What are the odds of THAT happening?" Uh, pretty high, actually. They DO live in Pine Valley, after all. Practically everyone she KNOWS has been kidnapped at LEAST once or is closely affiliated with someone who has been kidnapped at least once, and she, herself, has kidnapped not one, but TWO children and SHE has been kidnapped. Off the top of my head, the people in Pine Valley who have been kidnapped are:

Adam, JAR (over and over since birth), Tad, Krystal, Babe, Adam Jr., Miranda, Hayley, Mateo, Ryan, Erica, Greenlee, Gloria, Nina, Estelle LaTour, Spike, Jenny, Baby Jenny, Jesse, Timmy, Natalie, Brooke, Jamie, Dixie, Myrtle, Kendall, Richie, Bianca, Vanessa, David, Maddie, Edmund, Dimitri, Donna Beck, Phoebe, Zach, Marian.

As I said, that was just off the top of my head.

Why is Amanda encouraging Annie to cheat on Ryan? Well, okay, Amanda's morals are more than questionable so maybe we should cut HER some slack in that dept, but why is ANNIE working doing it? Okay, so she's pissed off and hurt and her self-confidence is in the toilet after being rejected over and over again by Ryan. They're even separated, but not for the usual reasons and they JUST separated -- she IS still married and this really isn't going to help matters when/if Ryan gets his memory back.

Doesn't chemo generally take longer than ONE day?

I KNEW Greenlee had to be insulted on some level that Ryan didn't remember being married to her!

Adam tells Babe that she and her mother are the perfect pair of cheating wives. Babe rolls her eyes in a "here we go AGAIN" manner and jerks her head in scoffing amazement that he would dare to bring up something so minor. Uh, listen up, you self-righteous, sanctimonious, hypocritical BITCH! You and your mother DID cheat on your respective husbands and Adam is NOT going overboard to remind you of that fact. YOU, in fact, cheated on your husbands on MULTIPLE occasions. She is in NO position to be high and mighty on THAT front!

Robin "at least Alexa Haven's OCCASIONALLY made Babe look SLIGHTLY ashamed" Coutellier