Boogie Chillen
February 18-19, 2008

Why does Babe think she needs to seduce Junior in order to get him to fork over his bone marrow? He was ALREADY macking on her and, while she DID look much sexier and more interesting in her model persona, it really wasn't necessary to change into the smoking-hot dress at the last moment, messing up AMANDA's gig.

Okay, I listened to it 4 times. I know Rebecca Buddig was supposed to tell Annie to get over to Fusion and help Amanda talk up the party and NOT Erica's ARREST, but every time I listened to it, I heard her tell Annie to make sure they talked about the party and not Erica's BREAST. It wasn't entirely a matter of mishearing it, either -- she didn't say "breast", but she didn't say "arrest" either. Hear it for yourself What does it sound like to YOU?

What's with the chick in the dark dress with the neon-lime-green trim, the so-triangular-it's-practically-perpendicular hair, and the tiny little hat on her head? At first I thought the neon-lime-green trim was furry and I wondered if she had broken into my utility closet, because I was pretty sure she made it from my duster-on-a-stick. Upon rewind, however, I realize it was actually folded in tucks, not furry, but I kind of like my description of it better.

Anyway, I thought she looked reminiscent of the drugged out dental hygienist in the 1978 movie "Thank God It's Friday".

Or maybe an offspring of the aforementioned hygienist after she went to a sperm bank and purchased a "sample" donated by Blaine (the one with the little hats) in the "Men On Film" segments from "In Living Color".

As Blaine and Antoine would say: "HATED IT!" OTOH, she rated an entire paragraph from me, so the actress is probably THRILLED to have stood out from the crowd.

Kendall tells Greenlee that she's probably not pregnant, because she didn't have morning sickness or mood swings with her other pregnancies. How in the world could ANYONE tell if she has ever had pregnancy-related mood swings? I mean her moods swing more often than Austin Powers on a trapeze and that's on a CALM day. (And I remember her mentioning morning sickness with Spike, so she DID have it.)

For those of you keeping track, Erica's PVPD booking photo number is 5899.

As ever, Debbi Morgan and Darnell Williams (Angie and Jesse) are stealing the show and smoking up the screen. It's amazing how they can splash all the red they want all over the rest of the show, but it's all splash and no substance, while Angie and Jesse have ALL our attention in a non-descript little shack in the woods.

JAR gets ANYTHING he wants if he wins the strip poker game with Babe. I suspect what he'll want is for her to remarry him. She should have been a little more specific about the parameters.

Robin "anything goes" Coutellier