Boogie Chillen
August 13, 2008

What's with JAR's new hairstyle? At first, from a distance and weirdly lit, he looked like the epitome of a 1950s businessman. Then, up close, I could see that the front and top of it can't seem to decide whether it should be combed forward, backward or off to the side, so it's combed in ALL directions and back again, even within individual hair shafts.

Carmen's not going to let Adam have any more coffee. You should NEVER quit coffee cold turkey unless your life depends on it -- a caffeine withdrawal headache will make you FEEL like you're going to die. It's much better to taper off, mixing with decaf. I'm glad to see that she's finally getting some more air time, though. I have a feeling she may eventually become the next Ruth/Myrtle as far as the nurturing person to go to talk things over and help out.

I don't know why Amanda thinks she needs to show Randi what all the phone buttons are for -- it's not like anyone ever calls Fusion unless there's a crisis or a smashingly successful product launch (after about 2 days from conception to launch), and even THEN the phones only ring for about 5 minutes.

When Jackson asked Erica if she saw him and Samuel the other night, acting like dogs marking their territory over her, she got offended and said: "So you think of me as your TERRITORY?" I said: "No, he thinks of you as his BITCH." Brrrrrumpt-TING! I CAN'T be the only one who instantly chimed in with THAT one -- it was a set-up served on a silver platter

JAR thinks Chandler stock will go through the roof if they take over Fusion. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Revlon? Maybe. Fusion? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And Babe, who only last year got her G.E.D., is going to be the one to run it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Stop, yer killin' me!!!

What job does Colby have? She worked at the Come Back for a while, but I haven't seen her there for ages. All she seems to do now is sleep, drink, mope around or hang out at the pool

Robin "thrilled to see Carmen finally find a niche" Coutellier