I know those stairs in Tad and Krystal's house! That used to be Angie and Jessie's house. Then it was Nina and Cliff's house. And then it was Myrtle's house. So where is MYRTLE living now?
If Annie, Emma and Ryan are living with Kendall and Zach, WHY are Kendall and Zach having sex on on the living room couch? A LEATHER couch, I might add -- you just KNOW there was some sticking and squeaking on THAT!
Wow, Spike is REALLY crying -- he's blowing raspberries and
everything.
Was that scene at the yacht club written the same day it was taped?
I ask because both Ryan (twice) AND JAR stumbled over their lines
within the space of about 45 seconds.
Looks like Fusion has FINALLY hired some office staff. Did you
check out the arms on the African-American woman in the background?
They were like STICKS! I think they might even be thinner than
KENDALL's arms, and that's SAYING something!
If Ava's naked romp on the beach has hit the Internet, why aren't
their phones ringing off the hook like they did when her (fully
clothed) kiss with Amanda hit the net? The public can be SO FICKLE!
Pam complains that Erica's and Jack's "new divorce" wasn't a hit
because it was really a "lovefest". Huh? I thought it was a HUGE,
national hit, making fans more rabid for more of them than Michael
Jackson fans are for a public appearance by their tin God.
Have you ever been to the beach at night? Unless you are very close
to a well-lit establishment and/or there is a full moon, it's not
NEARLY as well lit as the one everyone in PV keeps going to.
You can tell Ava's new to Pine Valley because she thinks she's going
to have a SCAR from an appendectomy. Silly Ava! People in PV have
HEART TRANSPLANTS that leave no scars.
Robin "somewhat dinged up by life" Coutellier