Aidan yells at people to get out of the way because "this woman
needs fresh oxygen"! It was a ruse, of course, but I suspect a REAL
fireman would have been carrying a portable oxygen tank and mask
WITH them for just such emergencies.
Even if Aidan and Greenlee can manage to prove that she was set up,
wouldn't she STILL be on the hook for an escape from custody charge,
not to mention being held liable for the damage and costs of
destroying government property and false reporting of an emergency?
With all the dangerous crap going on in their lives, why do Ryan and
Annie keep either farming out their kid or taking in other kids
(Kathy is sleeping over)?
Does Aidan not realize that Canada DOES have extradition treaties
with the U.S. They may not extradite if there's a death penalty
involved, but that's not the case for Greenlee.
Kendall insists that they go see Ian because Greenlee might kidnap
or hurt HIM in retaliation for setting her up. While that's
unlikely to happen, Kendall DOES have a point. She should probably
get BOTH kids equipped with LoJacks ASAP. With TWO kids, that's
TWICE the kidnap potential, and you KNOW they'll have several more
kidnappings to contend with before they're grown. ALL children in
Pine Valley are REQUIRED to be kidnapped at LEAST one, and usually
SEVERAL times before reaching adulthood, after all -- it's the LAW!
Could Richie have implanted a tube in his arm that contains the
blood of someone with leukemia? It's extreme, but not unheard of if
you watch real-life crime shows.
Richie tells Babe about Ryan kidnapping him, taking him on a plane
and forcibly taking his blood, and then the pilot getting knocked
out and Ryan having to land the plane. Babe asks if he's SERIOUS
that it all really happened. Richie says: "Do you think I could
make up a story like this?" Me: "Yes."
Richie explains that he is still working on prison survival
instincts and that he keeps on doing the same stuff (lying), even
though he knows it's wrong, because it's familiar and does that make
sense? Babe says it does. Well, DUH! Every time the chips are
down, SHE kidnaps and/or contemplates kidnapping babies.
Kendall has AMAZING NERVE to denounce Erica for making things worse
by forging the commitment papers on Greenlee! I couldn't BELIEVE
(and yet it was SOOOO typical of her) that she was so critical of
Erica because of that! Will she blame ERICA for any retaliation
Greenlee might commit?
Are the horses trotting all over the stable? Why aren't they out in
a pasture somewhere? How f**king big ARE those stalls that the
horses are able to keep trotting back and forth? Are they just in
one big ring inside the stable?
What a STUPID mustache Greenlee is wearing! Is that drawn on with
eyebrow pencil? A plain old mustache might divert attention for a
little bit, but the droopy kind on someone who doesn't look like
they could ever grow even a wispy one will only call attention TO
her. Plus she AND the mustache look too neat and clean and
UNNATURAL -- she needs to look scruffier for that kind of disguise.
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Silly me! Kendall has stopped blaming Erica and is now blaming ZACH
for everything that's gone wrong (although she DOES have a point
there). Her OWN machinations are seemingly beside the point.
Kendall seems hell-bent on ruining things with Zach because of her
own feelings of guilt.
They keep pointing out that Kendall and Zach are hungry. All things
considered, why couldn't Zach and Kendall have some food brought in
to them? If they can't reach one of their multitude of minions, I'm
sure the hospital can spare a couple of sandwiches and a little tub
or two of Jell-O. They have Spike with them, right? Are they not
feeding HIM, either?
Robin "not that Kendall has eaten anything in the last five years,
in ANY case" Coutellier