Boogie Chillen
May 11, 2007

Spike was really cute craning his neck and pointing at the boom mics, lights and whatever other taping equipment was directly overhead. That's a perpetual problem with show biz and babies who are fascinated by what amounts to a GIGANTIC mobile over their heads.

J-Co? That's what Colby called Jenny. UGH! I hope THAT one doesn't catch on.

Arresting someone for bigamy AT his wedding and then hauling him down to the police station? Oh PUH-LEEZE. For that matter, I would guess that it isn't technically valid until the marriage license is actually FILED with the county records office. I know things move fast in Pine Valley, but they don't move THAT fast.

What the HELL was that "page-flipping" flash (near the beginning of the show) just as the scene jumped from Krystal whining about the baby being kidnapped to Adam asking Barry Shire about the status of kidnapping charges? With a lot of finagling of the remote, I was finally able to freeze it on my Tivo enough to (just barely) make out that it was a clipboard holding a paper that had the following heading on it (in a REALLY ugly font): Chandler Enterprises Financial Statement. I suppose we're supposed to think Adam was reading it and then flipped it down when Barry walked in (Adam must have X-ray eyes, then, because it the paper was facing AWAY from him), but Adam didn't have any papers or clipboards anywhere NEAR his hands which were calmly resting on his midsection. Based on the clipboard's position to the camera and HIS position in the bed, along with the split-second timing of it, I can only conclude that he had been holding and flipping the clipboard with his FEET Either that or he had it propped up on his rock-hard dick, which abruptly deflated, crashing down on his groin with a THUMP at the sight of Barry Shire in his room. The hard-on was presumably induced by the sight of huge profits on the Chandler financial statement (or huge losses, since he wants JAR to LOSE money by having CE go down in flames)). Along with being rock-hard, it's probably alarmingly wide, considering that he can balance a large clipboard on it It's only one of the MANY reasons why Adam's ex-wives tell people they used to be married to "a big prick".

Robin "when Adam takes Viagra, he can read a hardback of War & Peace" Coutellier