Boogie Chillen
March 26, 2007

(Monday)


Nothing like putting the kids together to really highlight the listlessness of Little Adam. Miranda is bouncing all over the place playing with her toys and chattering, and Little Adam just sits there like a lump of dough. He's holding onto a toy of some kind, but even that looks like it would slip from his hand unnoticed at any time. Heck, the birthday party BALLOONS were way more animated than he was, especially in Miranda's agile little hands :-) I wonder if they deliberately pick out kids to play mini-Chandlers who don't show much of a negative or agitated reaction to the constant yells, threats, and seething hostility that are so abundant at the Chandler house.

I LOVED Zach playing with Spike and blowing raspberries on his little tummy, like any parent might do! Spike obviously liked it too :-) Poor Little Adam has probably NEVER had anyone play with him like that. I think I see an arson record in his future.

Wildwind is not only a mansion, it's a CASTLE! So why do the guys have to move a poker table into the formal living room? Don't they have a spare room or den to put it in?

Annie apparently has some spots because she's got chicken pox, but it apparently came on within the space of a few seconds because Ryan was STILL in her bedroom when she suddenly started shrieking at him to leave. Once Ryan finds this out, he naturally goes rushing to her side. Uh, HE may be immune to chicken pox, but what about Spike? Ryan should steer clear of Annie for the time being. But noooooooooo, once again going WAY past personal boundaries and privacy, he picks the lock on Annie's bedroom door and FORCES his way in to prove to her that a little thing like chicken pox (not to mention her OWN wishes and privacy) is no big thang.

If Little Adam is three years old, why is he still in a CRIB? He should have one of those little sports car beds by now. Of course, given his nature, he has probably shown no desire whatsoever to ever LEAVE his crib, so there's probably no need. Either that or whatever small spark of independence he had was quickly snuffed out the first time he tried to climb out, at which time he promptly landed on his head and was never the same again.

Adam GLUES Krystal and Tad in a room together. I guess he's forgotten how he locked a 5-months-pregnant Gloria away in a warehouse and the stress caused her to go into labor; the baby (Anna Claire) was born too early and too survive, all because he refused to believe Gloria really WAS in labor until it was too late to stop it.

Robin "are we supposed to think a similar action NOW is FUNNY?" Coutellier



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