Boogie Chillen
March 23, 2007


(Friday)


What kind of demented timing does it take for people to bring a 3- yr-old into a room of fighting adults who are spewing all SORTS of venom (and on the verge of physical violence) and suddenly start singing Happy Birthday? Yeah, that breaks up the yelling and nastiness for a few seconds, but it hardly makes it special (in a GOOD way) for the tot! What a bunch of selfish ASSHOLES! I can just hear Little Adam's recollections at future shrink sessions. Shrink: "So, tell me about birthdays when you were growing up." Big Little Adam: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Make it STOOOOPPPPPP!!!!" Of course, I'm exaggerating -- people on soaps almost NEVER see shrinks, no matter how utterly f**ked up their childhood and adult lives have been.

When Ryan took the invasive liberty of transforming Annie's bedroom to a fairytale room, did he find her "goodie drawer"? Did he sugarcoat or put sparklies on anything he found in it?

How long will it be before ants and cockroaches invade Annie's now sugar-laden bedroom?

Where did Zoe find all that background music for Miranda's birthday song?

Susan B. is right -- Annie is acting like she has a split- personality or is bi-polar or something. One minute she's FURIOUS with Ryan, and the next she's THRILLED with him and then she's pissed off at him again for no apparent reason.

They seem to have replaced the little boy(s) that played Little Adam with one who is just as bland, if not blander, is younger, and not as cute. I'll cut him a little slack though, since it's his first day.

How many of YOU scream at the top of your lungs whenever the power suddenly goes out (other than because you just lost an hour's worth of work on your computer because you aren't in the habit of saving every few minutes)?

Robin "the lights went out -- were DOOMED!!!!" Coutellier



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