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David to Tad: "Why don't you go snuggle up with your Dixie blow-up
doll?" BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
Someone is doing a bad (aka harsh) job of lighting today. I'm
noticing age-lines on LOTS of characters, even the YOUNG ones.
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What a bunch of fucking GALL Greg Madden has to just SPRING
potential adoptive parents on Kendall (and Ryan since he tagged
along) when she thought she was merely there for a routine pregnancy
visit!
"Just keep my secret?" Dixie implores of Del and Di. Might sound
valid if she hadn't said it while standing in full view,
undisguised, on the Chandler lawn with them on a BIG party day when
everyone who KNEW her on a day-to-day basis was literally within
FEET of her.
How many times are Krystal and Babe going to change their clothes in
the same day? First the cocktail dresses, then the peignoirs, then
the wedding dresses. I liked Babe's cocktail dress MUCH better than
her wedding dress, which was pretty blah.
They missed another golden opportunity at PVH. While David was
bound and gagged in the janitor's closet, they should have had a
veritable PARADE of people come in and make fun of him, wrap him in
toilet paper, pelt him with biological waste, etc. I'm not talking
about the PV regulars -- I'm talking about the actual WORKING staff
at PVH -- the nurses, orderlies, janitors (come to think of it,
David should have been quite familiar with that closet), etc. They
could all have donned the magical disguise medical masks that the
hospital routinely stocks and been virtually unrecognizable (despite
the fact that they would all still be wearing their badges).
How special is a wedding when it's really just another day at the
Chandler residence? It's all the same people who scam each other
day in and day out. And what about the poor baby? It's ALSO
supposed to be his birthday party and there aren't any OTHER kids
there.
Robin "Happy Birthday, kid -- later on we'll stick a candle in a
watercress sandwich for ya" Coutellier