Boogie Chillen
March 8, 2006

(Wednesday)


I think the foley editor keeps pressing the wrong button. Lately I keep hearing slugs when I should be hearing slaps (in today's case it was Krystal slapping Adam).

Once again Babe proves that she is TOO STUPID TO LIVE. She threatens to bash JaNut's head it with a cast iron frying pan, gets the keys from the cowering JaNut, then TOTALLY turns her back on her while she fiddles around with the keys in the lock to the bedroom door (the baby is in the locked room). Naturally JaNut goes after her and hits her on the head (as opposed to the back like any smart person would) with the ever-popular frozen leg of lamb, which, considering all the pounding it's getting/doing, should be quite tenderized by the time it eventually thaws out.

Is anyone feeling sorry for Amanda yet? Is she being redeemed in the eyes of the fans because she's finally cooperating on capturing her homicidally insane mother? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Didn't think so.

Why would the rescuers bring JAR with them? I realize it would be nearly impossible to STOP him, but come ON -- talk about a major fuck-up! He can't stop sneering, lunging, yelling, pointing, threatening or pretending not to give a damn for more than a few seconds at a time. No matter WHAT he does, it's so over-the-top detrimental to his best interests that it's LUDICROUS! Someone should bop HIM over the head with a leg of lamb just to shut him the hell up! If nothing else, stop the car, force him out and drive off without him!

Robin "have I ever mentioned that JAR is an asshole?" Coutellier



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