Boogie Chillen
June 12, 2006

(Monday)


What makes Dixie think that JAR won't have access to alcohol once he's in prison? I forgot what they call it, but inmates have been known to make rotgut booze using fermented rotten fruit/vegetable dregs and water from the toilet. I know one name for it is "pruno". I guess you do what you have to do with what you have to work with.

Babe lashes out at Dixie and says she'll remember what JAR tried to do to her for the REST OF HER LIFE!!! Dixie says that JAR will, too. I SERIOUSLY doubt that. In fact, it's highly likely that within two years time NO ONE will remember that it ever happened. People in PV have VERY little short-term memory.

You'd think Greg Madden would STFU unless he actually has something useful to say. All that jabbering he's doing makes ME thirsty. The more he talks, the more he's going to need a drink of water, and the more he drinks (and just how much drinking water can he HAVE down there in that cramped little box?), the more he's going to have to pee. He's a doctor -- you'd think he would KNOW this stuff without ME having to tell him that.

I see JAR's anger went from 0 to sixty in a matter of seconds when he thought Babe and Dixie weren't going to show up and then back to 0 again when they DID. In fact, he kept changing it so much I practically got whiplash! Oh well, they WERE keeping him in character. Now he's probably going to get out of this ... AGAIN because Babe is going to lie to protect him ... AGAIN. She is SUCH an enabler! When are the writers ever going to get that Jacob Young is no David Canary -- he can't pull OFF constantly doing despicable things and then being redeemed because he's a lovable rogue. JAR has not been even remotely likeable for more than a couple of minutes since he was a young teenager. He's just an asshole, plain and simple. You need a foundation to care about a character, and JAR's foundation apparently capsized and is presumed lost at sea with that [snort!] "tramp steamer" he was on. Why should we care if he EVER gets out of prison? I'm FAR more concerned about making sure he gets into it in the first place.

Robin "he could follow a long-standing family tradition & buy himself a flunky gopher while in the pen" Coutellier



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