Boogie Chillen
July 3-5, 2006


(Monday-Wednesday)


JAR promises Babe that he'll NEVER let her down again [I looked at my watch to time it]. He says he'd DIE first! Well, I suppose THAT helps. Isn't it about time for JaNut to give him another call?

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Am I the only one who thinks that, after everything he went through, Greg Madden lies on a slab, about to be autopsied, and not a SINGLE hair is out of place? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!! What's it made out of, titanium?

Okay, it's been debatable up until now, but I really think that Little Adam is either developmentally disabled or drugged. At the beginning of the show, he and Babe sneak up on JAR and then Babe tickles JAR and they tussle and giggle and fall to the floor wrestling, all while she's holding Little Adam. The kid not only does not react to ANY of it, but his head just kind of lolls around slowly in the process. This is not just a SLEEPY kid -- this is a kid that is mostly disconnected from his environment. He's practically catatonic! I think he's drugged, at least in today's episode. Is the character played by twins? It's hard to believe they could find TWO such sluggish babies. Then again, maybe it IS twins, and one of them is the one that talks and plays occasionally and the other one is the one that doesn't react to much of anything.

Oh PUH-LEEZE! Since when is just ANYONE wandering by allowed to watch an autopsy through a WINDOW in a hospital corridor? Talk about being traumatized!

A small tremor like the one they had would NOT have brought a coffin to the surface, so Tad was wrong about THAT. It COULD have caused the top of the coffin to fall in, though, thus making it possible for Madden to claw his arm out before dying.

Kendall profusely thanks Zach for "thinking of everything" after seeing that he had stocked the condo with every conceivable (not to mention EXPENSIVE) baby thing imaginable. Well it's a good thing he DID -- it's not like SHE ever gave any thought whatsoever to anything like a BASSINETTE, for instance. I mean, REALLY, they didn't even DISCUSS being even REMOTELY prepared for bringing the baby home other than Joe poopooing her one comment about not being prepared yet. I hope they managed to spring for a carseat, at least.

And no one even blinks with the slightest consternation when Zach announces that he's also had Ryan's place fully-stocked with the exact same baby stuff so that there is consistency between the two places for the baby. Thoughtful, yes -- it's also BREAKING AND ENTERING. I guess since all three of them routinely break into other people's places, it never occurred to any of them to look askance about it.

I wonder if Dr. Joe did it. You never know ...

Well, everyone on the show looked exceptionally guilty today. Dixie's eyelashes were fluttering so hard when she was confronted by Josh that I thought she was going to attain flight at any second. It's hard for me to get into this though because I don't CARE who murdered him. Probably because I could never warm up to Greg Madden in the first place, so I didn't care if he died or not. He played it so cool and stuff that I couldn't work up a good hate for him, just a mild dislike. He wasn't really a character you LOVE to hate, and everyone else has been so idiotic and even downright repugnant about this whole thing that I can't really warm up to anyone killing Madden on that side, either. Everyone goes on and on about how evil Madden was to have hidden Kate away from everyone, but the bottom line is that DIXIE GAVE THE BABY AWAY. Yeah, he was a creepy megalomaniac, but she GAVE her baby to him, and they BOTH broke the law in that respect. She broke it by signing away her baby without Tad's consent and Madden did it by faking a death certificate and then placing the child with adoptive parents under false pretenses. What is the bad smell that people are reacting to? Logic says it's the bodily wastes that Madden left behind, but they never refer to things like that. They could be reacting to a rotting body, but they've made a point (several times) of saying that he had only been dead for a couple of hours. Even on a hot day, bodies don't rot THAT quickly.

Robin "something STINKS in Pine Valley" Coutellier



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