Boogie Chillen
February 7, 2006


(Tuesday)


So, is Ryan going to make the power go out just at the hotel, or all over PV? If it's all over PV, then WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!! Oh what the hell, you can say that about him EVERY day, but even MORE so if it's all of Pine Valley! Wait a sec -- the lights went out at the PVPD, so it IS all of Pine Valley. Not only that, but to make a point to the KIDNAPPED Kendall, they KEEP turning the power on and off and on and off and on and off, causing a crazy quilt of power surges, along with all the other dangers (how about stoplights) and accompanying ruination, palpitating hearts, etc., etc. RYAN IS ***SUCH*** A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!

How come we never see any fat people in Pine Valley? I mean, yeah, the main characters are all going to be stick-thin or not far from it, but what about extras? Have they looked around at the public- at-large lately? Even RICH people can (and DO) get fat, after all, and they DO actually go out in public. How about a little reality with the extras, if nothing else? JaNut is fuller-figured in this go-around, but only compared to all the stick people and her former incarnation. I want to see 200-300 lb extras occasionally.

LOD:
LOVED Kendall's nonchalant parting remark to Bianca over the phone: "It's *Pine Valley*, Binks -- SOMETHING'S going to happen."

Does the Valley Inn have emergency generators that power EXIT signs when the power goes out (as I'm sure is mandated by LAW)? Do they even HAVE any exit signs? In any case, all I see are lots of dangerous candles. What, they've never heard of flashlights? What about the occasional electronic door locks (they're kind of hit & miss at the Valley Inn)? Do THEY work when the power goes out? At least we know that (THIS time) the PVPD has backup generators that actually WORK.

Robin "did I mention that Ryan is a FUCKING ***HYPOCRITE***" Coutellier



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