Boogie Chillen
February 1-2, 2006

Marty gloats that Lacey's security system is one of the most advanced around. Yeah, RIGHT. If it were that advanced, it would have such a ridiculously simple interface with giant letters that anyone just casually glancing in the vague direction of the PC could easily read from across a ballroom.

Speaking of Marty, every time I see him, I think of William H. Macy.

SPOILER SPACE FOR THURSDAY'S SHOW

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Kendall got pregnant around September 20, 2005, which means that she's about 4.5 months pregnant. Is this stick figure EVER going to start showing? She must not eat enough for the baby to even GROW beyond the size of a pea.

Ryan's face has been all over the tabloids for YEARS. He's also been a regular at the casino and has been front and center for all kinds of major problems at said casino. There are probably photos of him and special instructions about him in every security niche in the casino. Yet Marty, who is supposed to be Zach's right-hand man, has no idea who he is. Uh-huh.

Robin "does JAR ever go a single episode without calling Babe a slut?" Coutellier