Boogie Chillen
August 18, 2006


(Friday)


Erica knocks on an OPEN door to a hotel room where Dixie and Zach are in BED. They tell her (not knowing it's her) to COME IN. Uh, what's wrong with this picture? a) Only exhibitionists have sex in hotel rooms with the DOORS OPEN; b) rich and famous people who are hounded by the press during times of scandal don't leave themselves open to being ambushed; c) naked people in bed don't casually invite unidentified people into their room, even if the unidentified person DOES knock first. This one REEKS of putting on an act. Yeah, they were expecting Derek, but why would Derek buy it?

Sean tells Jack that he didn't want to stick around for all the "Me, me, me, me, me!" with Barbara and her new boy toy (it's not clear which one he was referring to). So he came to AUNT ERICA'S house? Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire!

If Zach and Dixie REALLY wanted to convince people that they had just ben caught in bed, they should have sprayed the room with some sort of Eau de Sex fragrance or strewn a few used condoms and/or condom-wrappers around -- I mean, come ON -- if you're going do something, you might as well do it CONVINCINGLY.

I hate to say it, but I agree with Colby on one aspect of the party issue. It IS Colby's party and she shouldn't be forced to share star billing with Sydney. They should each have their OWN birthday party -- it's not like they are siblings born a day or two apart. Besides, Sydney is a relative of the hired help, new to the household, and NOT a family member, no matter how much Winifred is considered "part of the family". It's unfair to force Colby to share something as important as her 16th birthday with a relative stranger. They can have separate party for Sydney and still play "fair".

When Sydney was taunting Colby about the party and they did a close-up, I glanced up and saw that, with a lock of hair loose and swinging in her face, she looked a LOT like Eve Plumb (Jan Brady of The Brady Bunch) at that age. ROTFL!

Erica tries to convince Kendall that she's MUCH better off with Ryan than with Zach: "I mean, WHY on earth would you pine over a man who treats you like DIRT when you have this WONDERFUL, CARING man who--" OW!!! Stop! My head is throbbing because I'm rolling my eyes so hard!

That's a pretty loud doorbell at the Kane/Montgomery residence. You would think that would be quite disturbing to Lily. I used to have a REALLY loud doorbell (think GONGS) and was quite disturbing to ME.

I find it hard to believe that Colby took a pass on cruising around with Sean at his invitation. That was just plain weird, not matter HOW much party planning she had to do.

LOD:
Colby asks Sean what's his story. Sean: "I'm a born HEALER." LOL! Sean was deliberately conceived in order to be a bone marrow donor for his big sister, Molly.

You'd think they could hold the camera still long enough for us to read typed text on a computer screen. PLEASE! A drugged-out person with advanced Parkinson's could hold something still longer than the AMC camerapeople!

Isn't Annie working for Ryan? Is he paying her for it. If so, doesn't he have to pay Social Security for her? If so, couldn't she be traced by that, considering she's a fugitive?

Robin "are Emma's immunization records up-to-date?" Coutellier



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