Considering it's supposed to be a famous resort in a famous resort
town, the resort the "family" is staying at must not be doing very
well, considering it was an impromptu stay and we've only seen ONE
other guest when Greenlee knocked on the door to Zach's former room.
Just how young WAS Amanda when she started having sex? Most adults
with years of sexual experience under their belt don't have THAT
much sexual confidence with someone they've never even come CLOSE to
having had sex with (hookers excluded).
Strawberries -- RED -- ACK!!! (I DID notice that Lily was
(presumably) still floating around in the pool or reading a book
while the other women ate strawberries)
That's a beautiful dress Erica is wearing -- very elegant and MUCH
better than that fluffed-up Kleenex-tissue-flower dress she wore at
her LAST (aborted) wedding.
Speaking of Kleenex and Greenlee's itchy nose, I had to sympathize
-- the last two days I've been producing massive amounts of, um,
stuff due to allergies. It really hit late this year -- normally I
reach allergic critical mass on or about April 26. I remember this
because on April 26, 1976, I bought my very first microwave on the
very WORST allergy day I can ever remember. I sneezed ALL DAY LONG,
almost without letup (usually 6-7 sneezes at a time instead of the
usual 2) that day and was so exhausted from the effort of all that
sneezing that I could hardly stand up to watch with fascination as,
for the first time in my life, I actually COOKED something in a
microwave (a MIRACLE!!!)! It was MAGIC, I tell ya! (But it sure
made my english muffins come out rubbery.) It was such a memorable
day that I've never forgotten it and allergies have usually hit me
hard on or about April 26 just about every year, like clockwork.
Erica's speech to Lily during the wedding was really touching when
she said she loves purple and "I love YOU," was slightly marred in
my mind (by my own doing) because I added the unfinished part of her
sentence "... but I really couldn't STAND your MOTHER!" I'm SO
jaded sometimes :-)
Nice, Kendall -- pretend you never had a father -- oh, yeah, your
bio father was an asshole, but the man WHO RAISED YOU loved you with
all his heart (and HART) and you act like he never even EXISTED as
you praise Jackson as the father you always wanted to love and
trust! WTF? Have a little loyalty, Bitch!
I had JUST typed that I wished Miranda would make her own little
speech consisting of squeals of delight, but that it was probably
too much to hope for and difficult to arrange when, lo and behold,
she squealed with delight and the camera panned to her standing in
her playpen holding a stuffed toy and grinning! It made my sneezy,
drippy, Claritin-popping day!
Jackson calls Erica "Mrs. Montgomery". She says she LOVES the sound
of that name! I couldn't help it, of course, and added her unheard
next sentence: "I ALSO loved the sound of that name the FIRST time
I had it when I was married to your brother!"
When Erica and Jack were dancing and Kendall, Greenlee and Bianca
were all watching them with really sappy smiles on their faces, was
I the only one who thought of the Hari Krishna's in the movie
"Airplane" who looked at each other with sappy smiles when the nun
was singing to the sick little girl?
Robin "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOO!" Coutellier