Jeez, even when she's being kidnapped Erica can't muster up a
convincing squeak of protest. I've heard WAY more convincing
protests from newborn kittens.
Brooke is a respected, well-known editor of a national news magazine
-- why doesn't SHE have any influence over colleges and/or medical
school? Joe certainly should have some influence. There's plenty
of money to pay his tuition.
That conversation between Kendall and JAR in front of Zach was
absolutely REVOLTING! (not to mention EXTREMELY childish)
Why would Jack think it's perfectly fine to knock on the bathroom
door (assuming Erica was in there taking a shit or something) and,
when she doesn't respond within 1-2 seconds, just barge on into it?
I know they've been together on and off for a very long time, but
that's incredibly RUDE!
Erica and Jack make love all night long. The next morning, they
revel in their love and marvel at their stamina. I marvel at the
fact that BOTH of them have PERFECT hair. At first, I was just
looking at Erica and her perfect makeup, then her perfect hair and
THEN at Jack, who not only had perfect hair, but it was shiny and
full of product, slicked back and not a ONE was out of place. These
people have NO IDEA how to make love! What did they do, just lie
back on some hidden neck-holders like geishas and breathe carefully
until morning and only DREAM about making love?
What's with the Florida travelogue? Here I am trying to catch up on
nearly a week's worth of AMC and they're wasting my time with Erica
and Jack wandering around a building and exclaiming over a nice set
of walkways and a TREE? What a big YAWN!
Anita is being totally odd about Sam and Lily being boyfriend and
girlfriend! Aidan brings up all these reasons why Lily and Sam
should NOT be a couple and Anita just TOTALLY blows him off about
it! She's supposed to have medical and (they would have us believe)
psychological training, yet she acts like they are a couple of 5-yr-
old pretending to kiss, rather than a couple of confused and horny
teenagers, one of whom is autistic and VERY emotionally fragile.
Anita's reaction just doesn't make sense.
Sounds like Simone has found her sleazy laugh/moan groove again (and
trots it out for no apparent reason, like telling Reggie and
Danielle that Erica and Jack ARE getting married). Darn, and here I
thought they had retired that particular affectation.
I actually DO have something positive to say -- I LIKE the new
conservatory/sunroom set at Wildwind.
Did anyone else notice all the RED flowers lining a walkway near the
banyon tree?
Did you see the black guy dancing in the background at The Pit (or
Roadhouse or whatever the hell they're calling it these days)? NO
ONE would dance like that in a SLEAZY bar -- actually, I doubt
anyone would dance like that in ANY bar and not immediately get
beaten up and/or driven out.
LOVED Literal Lily's consternation and confrontation at finding out
that this will be Erica's TENTH wedding -- she broke her promise TEN
TIMES -- her probability of breaking promises to husbands and
getting divorced is 100% (so far)!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Robin "herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride,
herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride,
herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride, herecomesthebride,
herecomesthebride" Coutellier