Boogie Chillen
March 9-10, 2005

36 seconds in the microwave -- that's the fastest cooking popcorn *I've* ever seen! Still, that's a veritable lifetime for a soap.

Cruising the ladies room for victims -- that's pretty sad, JAR.

JAR has some nerve saying that Babe is uneducated, considering that he quit high school to run away.

I bet Greenlee's sorry NOW that she burned her bridges with David -- she and Ryan are going to need some more of that truth serum.

Babe is clearly upset and depressed about something. Jamie and Tad make ready to leave and she begs off, saying she has to do something. After everything that has happened, they just say "Ok" and leave. Yeah, RIGHT!

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Is it my imagination, or are the women of AMC wearing bright red clothes even more than they did before Lily came back to the show, even when they aren't going to interact with Lily? It's like they said "Red is going to be Lily's total freak factor, so let's invest in a couple of truckloads of size 0-2 red clothes."

When Kendall asked Ethan to pinch her, how many of you quizzically furrowed your brow trying to figure out where he could possibly pinch her without immediately running into bone or internal organs?

LOD:
JAR to Jamie: "World Economics in the Wake of the Great War ... I envy you." Jamie: "Because I can READ?" LOL!

Maria says that her children will never see their father smile again. Did they ever see him smile to begin with?

Where is Stuart getting all the baby pictures? I thought he was banished from the main house for helping Liza abscond with Colby.

When Ryan yelled out into the ether for Braden outside the boathouse and then dared him to "take your best SHOT", how many of you shrugged and said "Okay", followed by a vision of him instantly being vaporized? Just me?

So are we all supposed to forgive Babe now that she's "seen the light", courtesy of Stuart?

TAN: Did you catch Michael Jackson appearing in court today wearing pajama bottoms? . He was in court until early afternoon, but no one bothered to bring him a pair of pants? A pair of Levis from the Gap would have been better than pajama bottoms! He didn't even have his WIG combed! He might ALMOST have gotten away with pretending he had hurt his back if it weren't for the TWISTING he did because he just couldn't stand it and HAD to TWIST around to wave to his fans. I was quite disappointed that the judge rescinded the arrest warrant for him being late -- he should have spent the night in jail just like any other defendant who had pulled such a stunt. Jackass.

Robin "he was ALREADY among the ranks of all the soap actors who dress inappropriately for court" Coutellier