Boogie Chillen
January 25-26, 2005

The news break-in about the kidnapping suspects named them as "Babe" Carry and "Jamie" Martin. Excuse me? For purposes of fleeing kidnapping suspects, I believe her name is ARABELLA and his name is JAMES.

OH PUH-LEASE! The cops let Adam tell them what to do when, legally, neither he nor JAR have ANY legal standing WHATSOEVER in the matter. They even let him talk them into going outside and leaving the kids alone to work things out for a while? He angrily tells them that the door stays open and if they make a move, they'll regret it. Never mind that there are potential weapons all OVER the place, including the burning candles! NOT ON THIS PLANET!

Proposal by knife-wielding suicide-threat -- how utterly romantic. I think I'm SERIOUSLY going to HURL!

The police suddenly pounce on Jamie and arrest him because JAR *SAID* Jamie just now tried to grab the baby and run off with him? Uh, I thought they were WATCHING them all through the door and all the exits were covered anyway, in which case they would KNOW if Jamie had done that. Mind you, Jamie and Babe were going to be arrested ANYWAY, but this sudden pouncing on Jamie just because JAR said so is LUDICROUS! JAR has no legal standing with the baby, but now HE's holding him and no officer has taken the baby away from ANY of these people. Of course, the whole arrest scenario is so LUDICROUS I can hardly stand to watch it, so what do I expect?

Babe sends Krystal off to check on her bail. Babe and Jamie were found WITH the baby -- do kidnappers EVER get bail?

Babe tells JAR that she's not going to take the DNA test and is willing to go to jail for LIFE just to keep HIM from getting the baby. Smart move -- what if the Buchanans relent and allow JAR to take the test and you're STILL stuck in jail, you mindless bimbo?

Robin "it's hard to say whose tearful schtick is worse -- Babe's or Jonathan's" Coutellier