Boogie Chillen
January 11-12, 2005

It's not enough that they have to have honking horns in the background to make things "realistic", but now they've got people blowing WHISTLES (outside SOS)! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! There are, again, LOTS of other LOUD, distracting background noises, too. Sigh ... I guess the Foley Editor is back from vacation.

Jesus, I'm sitting in my living room in CALIFORNIA wearing sweats (with the hood up), a fleece bathrobe and fingerless gloves and Erica is wearing a sundress so skimpy she might as well be wearing a bikini -- in PENNSYLVANIA in the middle of JANUARY!

Darn -- I was really hoping that the gift Zach gave to Erica would be a piece of jewelry engraved with the word "GRANDMA".

LOD:
Zach tells Erica that the deed to the office space she wants is a gesture to honor their new connection (him as Miranda's uncle and hers as Miranda's mother's mother). Erica: "Want to see the gesture *I* use to honor our new connection?" LOL!

Jonathan yells at Danielle and tells her she's stupid because she doesn't know how to reboot a computer. In the meantime, I think HE's being an ass not only because of the way he's treating Danielle (and everyone else), but because, at least with Windows, you can usually kill the PROCESS without having to do a complete reboot (sometimes you DO have to reboot, but that's not always necessary). Not as smart as you THINK you are, Little Man.

Okay, I think that at this point they are just TEASING us with everyone avoiding referring to Erica as a Grandmother. They USE the G-words -- Mona is mentioned as Bianca's grandmother and now Travis is bestowed with the title of Grandfather -- heck, even JACK took the title of honorary Grandfather -- but Erica is STILL Miranda's mother's mother and Miranda is still only "Bianca's baby".

Kendall, in her horror and haste to find and stop Ethan after discovering that he left with his rifle, discards her towel and then chooses a totally inappropriate SUNDRESS and presumably HEELS (probably strappy sandals) to wear (and fixes her hair back and puts on jewelry). Oh PUH-LEASE! Who DOES that? If you were totally panicked about finding someone you love, in the middle of January in Pennsylvania, wouldn't you just throw on some jeans or sweats and a top, WARM socks, and shoes suitable for hunting someone down in the cold instead of dressing for a mid-summer cocktail party?

Edmund wants another chance. Ah, blow it out your ass, you pompous, self-absorbed jackass.

Robin "I hope she turns him DOWN" Coutellier