Boogie Chillen
February 9, 2005

Forgot to mention the other day about the champagne bath: Would YOU get into a tub full of COLD champagne (apparently in your living room) in the middle of winter? I'm also wondering what the effects of direct contact with a great deal of alcohol might be are on some rather sensitive areas. Somewhat stronger than Bactine, I'm guessing -- YEOW!

Was that Bill Smitrovich playing Patrick Lavery berating Ryan at a pool table?

Have you noticed that baby Miranda seems to be chewing something a great deal of the time? Are they giving her (him) little treats like a little seal pup in training? Makes sense, I suppose.

Babe says Kevin must think she's as dumb as dirt. Uh, YEAH. He's not the ONLY one, either.

Notice that Bianca has a deadbolt on her front door, but she doesn't bother to actually LOCK the door when she leaves. Not that she COULD, since there is no actual BOLT to it, merely a doorknob latch. Handypersons in Pine Valley are clearly incompetent if they can install a deadbolt keyhole and forget to actually drill a hole FOR the bolt. Sigh ... You just CAN'T get good help these days!

Robin "not to mention that the people in PV are terminally STUPID" Coutellier