Boogie Chillen
December 19-20, 2005


(Monday & Tuesday)


Okay, having a tacky Christmas party to piss off Adam is one thing, but I am surprised that Krystal invited the Board of Directors of Chandler Enterprises. Why? Sure it would embarrass Adam, but it could also have an adverse effect their business dealings, and Krystal is supposed to want to INCREASE her money, not DECREASE it and she wants to have more say in the business. Pissing off/scandalizing the BoD seems counterproductive in that regard. Palmer certainly knows that, and while he'd LOVE to get back at Adam, he's supposed to be helping Krystal. Again, counterproductive unless he plans to screw Krystal over.

Ahhhh, Palmer explains it all -- he wants the board on KRYSTAL's side instead of Adam's, based on all the tacky festivities and Adam's drunken proposal and marriage video. Yeah, if I was on the board, that would sure make ME want to put a tacky, uneducated, inexperienced-in-business, siliconed, gold-digging hick in charged of a multibillion-dollar conglomerate without even asking if she's bothered to finish high school or if she can even count to 10.

Aidan tells Erin that Jonathan was being Santa at the mall and caused a near riot and then ran away. She tells him that Jonathan will be home in an hour and a half and he can wait outside. That's IT? What kind of 2'x4's are needed to get through to these fucking IDIOTS that their brother needs at least some MINIMAL supervision, if only to extricate himself from situations where other people make things difficult for him, regardless of his good intentions? Not even flying bullets seem to faze them because Jonathan is all better now. Uh, no, he's NOT all better. If he was all better, he wouldn't be sounding and acting like a child and would be able to comprehend that people HATE HIS GUTS and it's in his best interests to stay away from them.

I cannot BELIEVE that JAR is actually buying all that drivel coming out of Babe's mouth. What a load of HORSESHIT!

Why is Krystal showing the video of her and Adam drunk as skunks re their marriage? There's proof POSITIVE that Adam, at least, was mentally incapacitated when they got married and it's probably grounds for an annulment. If she does NOT want the marriage annulled, then you'd think she's be paying money to make sure that all copies of the video are destroyed, but she just invites on and all to witness it. There's that sharp, CEO-mentality kicking in again, I guess.

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Krystal is right about the first time a baby crawling out of their crib being a shocker, all right, although it's usually more of a shock to the baby when it inevitably lands on its HEAD! The little darlings don't usually think it through, so when the head part goes over the rail first, it rarely occurs to their inexperienced little brains to turn around and carefully climb down. That's usually takes 2-3 times before it clicks.

WHY are Erin and Ryan still letting JONATHAN call all the shots? He doesn't want to leave PV, so that's that. Anything Jonathan wants, Jonathan gets. At this point, I think all THREE of them should be locked away for being dangers to themselves and others, since NONE of them are capable of making logical decisions.

Robin "Do the PV cops have a yearly pool on which kid will be kidnapped during any given month of the year, with an extra big one for the holidays?" Coutellier



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