Boogie Chillen
November 10-11, 2004

I LOVE Kendall's dress! I have no idea why she would wear such a dress on a Thursday morning while trying to arrange bail money, but it's FABULOUS, nonetheless! Oh, NOW I get it -- she's dressed for a business breakfast meeting to discuss fund-raising for her dead niece's charity. Perfectly appropriate attire, of course.

ERICA'S dress, OTOH, is ATROCIOUS. Actually, the dress itself is okay -- it's the matching COAT that made me shudder -- my first thought of the long shot of her in the coat and dress made me think of certain outfits I've seen on Phoebe and Myrtle -- and that's saying something, considering Myrtle is sitting right there and Opal is standing right there -- in that HAT!

Time warp, time warp!!! Erica chortles over Maria and Edmund breaking up. She snipes to Maria and Edmund by asking if Maria had already bequeathed Edmund to Brooke and ending with: "I mean if she was going to lose him THIS fast, she might as well have let you keep him in the FIRST place!" Hmmmm, Maddie was about six or seven when Maria returned, which means that Maria has been back for about 5-8 years, based on Maddie's current age (which could be anything from 11-14).

What happened to all the MALE members of the Miranda Foundation? Didn't they get the memo about the meeting? And why is the meeting being held in a BAR (especially since none of the ladies drank so much as a glass of water, let alone shots of whiskey)?

Just as Babe turns off the television, we hear: "In local news, a group of ..." Well, we just HAVE to finish THAT sentence: "... people known as 'RATSSA' have stormed the ABC Studios in New York City armed with bats, pliers and acetylene torches, searching for headwriter, Megan McTavish. After booing at several of the actors and gushing over a few others, they found their target. They are currently holding her hostage until Bianca gets her baby back. More at 11 ..." (Yes, I realize the "local" news had to have been in Virginia, but if Maddie can age 5-8 years overnight, I can fudge on the location of the local news station.

Robin "Yum! Hairy French Toast With Just a Hint of Aqua Net" Coutellier