Boogie Chillen
November 2-4, 2004

It's November 2 and Fusion/Enchantment hasn't decided on holiday packaging design yet? And they're going to let JONATHAN pick it out? Yeah, RIGHT!

Maggie has her own room? So why did she and Jonathan have sex all over the living room when Jamie could have walked in at any time?

How did the baby bottle magically appear in the Chandler room between commercials while Brooke was gloating, but hadn't yet spilled her news?

Why would Babe have all the letters "delivered by messenger" when she and Jamie haven't even grabbed Ace yet, let alone gone on the lam? That implies the letters will be delivered pretty damn fast. What a couple of IDIOTS.

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I LOVED how little ACE is smiley and happy until Babe and Jamie talk about how he REMEMEBERS Babe and KNOWS he's her mama and he's right where he's supposed to be from now on -- THEN he starts fussing -- "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Based on his reaction, I'd say they're probably right about his knowledge :-)

I don't care HOW big a heart Bianca has, she is WAAAAAY too smart to think that Babe wouldn't be prosecuted because she was only doing it to save the baby from turning out mean like the Chandlers.

Why will Miranda always be alive for Kendall at Miller's Falls? That's not where Miranda supposedly went into the river.

Once they realize that baby Miranda is really alive, will they give her the stuffed animals that are sitting in the dirt at the makeshift memorial at Millers Falls where she not only didn't die, but didn't even PRESUMABLY die?

Robin "who doesn't believe for a SECOND that this baby storyline will be resolved any time soon" Coutellier