Boogie Chillen
November 1, 2004

Well, I didn't have much to say about last Thursday and Friday, so I'll just include my standard paragraph about (NOT) closing the blinds at the Pine Cone Motel:

Kendall tells Ryan to come in to the room because there's no point in airing their private business in front of the pervs at the Pine Cone. She says this in the context of having been interrupted in bed with Ethan by Ryan's arrival at the door. As always, the blinds are open so anyone of a mind to can look right in and see whatever sexual activity was going on. For someone concerned about pervs at the Pine Cone, Kendall has rather myopic sight. Of course, she never closes the blinds at her condo, either, even when KNOWINGLY being stalked by crazy people, let alone being naked.

AMC just let a GOLDEN opportunity slip by. Jamie rants about Babe to Bianca, saying: "That's because she SUCKED you in, just like she sucked JAMIE in!" He COULD have followed that by saying: "Babe is REALLY good at SUCKING!" Honestly, do I have to write ALL of their dialogue for them?

I'm getting REALLY tired of Babe and Jamie slamming their lips together every time they want to "tell" someone that they are in love and want to be together. Then they guiltily look at their current PV audience to see if they bought it. Two-year-olds have cannier expressions, not to mention more maturity and problem- solving skills! Hey, why don't you just rip your clothes off and start screwing each other (stopping after every 3rd stroke to gauge the reactions of onlookers and mechanically changing positions occasionally to demonstrate the passion and depth (so to speak) of their devotion to each other) to "prove" you really, REALLY want to be together? Think anyone will notice? Will they "get it"?

Robin "how, um ... sweet" Coutellier