Boogie Chillen
March 23-24, 2004

So no one is going to notice that Paul's helicopter isn't particularly banged up, the women aren't injured other than just having given birth and being unconscious, and the door was apparently unscrewed during the "crash"? What am I saying? This is PV and it's environs -- it won't even OCCUR to anyone that anything but a crash could have happened.

So, when JR begged God to take HIM instead of Babe if SOMEONE has to pay, was there a resounding "PLEASE!!!!" from the world of fandom?

That ASSHOLE leaves to scantily-clad, post-partum women and a baby out in the elements in the wet and chilly aftermath of a MAJOR storm? Kill him NOW. Then he hands a PREMATURE, hours old baby over to his sister with no thought of getting it checked over at a hospital. Kill him AGAIN -- HARDER this time!

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Why did they pick an actor to play Paul who looks so much like Jamie, only shorter? Still, he's an improvement over the last guy.

Paul says his engine blew. Will anyone check the engine? It's probably pristine without so much as an oil leak.

Why is everyone assuming that the incubated baby is Bianca's?

Why is it that medical personnel have blankets long enough to cover LARGE (not to mention dead) adults, but in PV they don't have blankets long enough to cover two women past their chests (not even THAT far in Bianca's case, and Bianca is in MUCH worse condition than Babe)?

This story makes absolutely NO SENSE, PARTICULARLY in light of all the forensic-based shows on TV now, not only on places like the Discovery Channel, but even on prime-time fictional shows. Hey AMC, WAKE UP TO 2004! Bianca's hare-brained idea about pretending to adopt a baby sounds UTTERLY logical compared to THIS stinkwad!

Robin "DISGUSTED!" Coutellier