Boogie Chillen
June 17-18, 2004

Nice massage therapist -- all she's doing is sliding her hands around -- she must be afraid she'll break nail. Oh wait -- she apparently specializes in "happy endings" -- never mind.

Erica is FREAKING OUT! She runs to the door and yanks it open, shrieking "HELP ME!" The camera pans down to her feet -- well, HELL, if I were wearing those torturous shoes, I'd be shrieking, too!

Kendall SWORE on Bianca's LIFE that she will change (nice -- offer up your SISTER for human sacrifice based on a promise that you haven't a snowball's chance in HELL of keeping) -- BIANCA IS DOOMED!

I can't wait to see JR's smug face crumple when he finds out that Bess is really Miranda -- of course, knowing him, that will only make him MORE determined to keep her by whatever means necessary. Asshole.

Robin "no sig tonight" Coutellier