Boogie Chillen
June 1-2, 2004

Lily is upset about her favorite teacher moving to California, and she starts to run away, so the teacher decides she can't stop her and will go with her (AFTER finding Lily halfway to the bus stop)? Huh? What the HELL kind of security (if any) do that HAVE at that school? Since when do the PUPILS decide what's best for them? Apparently Jack had already arranged with the school for Lily to come home, but not TODAY. And the teacher LEAVING Lily with Reggie without Jack's KNOWLEDGE, let alone permission is OUTRAGEOUS! And let's not forget the fact that Lily's mother, Laurel, was a grifter who literally KILLED to keep Lily in that school. Wouldn't Lily need SOME kind of day care?

I KNEW Babe's last minute outburst would be too good to be true. Bitch! Of course, it's only Wednesday, so what did I expect?

Kendall goes into yet another shrieking, highly inappropriate, attack and Ryan, as usual, has to drag her out of the proceedings. She tries to convince him not only of Babe's unworthiness, but that Ryan really loves HER, not Greenlee. He points out how nice it is not to have to put up with lies, tests and treachery on a daily basis. Kendall goes off on another tangent, telling him that she realizes that she's a lying, conniving, shrieking, manipulating, pugnacious, not to mention INSANE, bitch, but that HE is the ONLY person who knows her and can turn her around. Apparently Kendall has never heard the term "personal responsibility". Ryan turns down her generous offer to let all the responsibility fall on HIM and to FIX her. Let's see how long THAT lasts.

Did you catch Adam's pathetic attempt at fast dancing? OMG, it was hilarious (cringeworthy, but hilarious, nonetheless)!

Robin "it was STILL better than (but similar to) my long ago ex- husband's version of dancing" Coutellier