Boogie Chillen
July 20-23, 2004

Lily is autistic and has had to be in a monumentally expensive school since she was little. NOW they are going to send her to PUBLIC school? Oh PUH-LEASE! Does this mean she's completely over her terror of the color red or are they going to ask all the students not to wear it?

Jamie gets hauled off by the PVPD -- so why are Tad and Brooke standing around discussing it instead of hauling ass THEMSELVES over to the PVPD?

Danielle stubbornly plops herself down in front of the door of Jamie & Maggie's apt (effectively blocking the door to keep Reggie from leaving). She's hugging her knees and defiantly looking up at Reggie, who has whipped around at the noise and is gaping at her -- as one might EXPECT a teenage guy to gape at a girl sitting down with her knees up to her chin while wearing a MINISKIRT!

I have to take this opportunity to say how much I HATE, LOATHE AND DESPISE the new "crawl" being utilized by Soapnet to promote the September addition of Melrose Place to it's lineup -- it's a full- width ivy-topped wall that takes up an entire THIRD of the TV screen! You're lucky if you can see the FACES of the people on AMC when they do that!

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Tad tells JR that he has his mother's heart. Where? At this point, I'd only believe that if we see it in jar in a refrigerated room JAR had built as a shrine to her.

The ENTIRE western distribution of Fusion is worth a paltry $100K? I thought Fusion was in the Fortune 500. If the ENTIRE western distribution rides on $100K worth of cosmetics, Fusion has WAY more things to worry about than a rookie mistake (or WAS it a mistake?). I mean, REALLY -- Greenlee and Kendall spend more than that a month on SHOES!

Robin "will Fusion have to change their lipstick formula now that cowbrains aren't allowed?" Coutellier