Boogie Chillen
January 9, 2004

If Babe REALLY needs sleep (as well she SHOULD after being up all night and pregnant to boot), then why are JR and Krystal standing around the bed yacking about how much she needs sleep? Hello? A little CONSIDERATION, please! But noooo, that's not enough -- he has to wake her up, not to prove to her that he loves her, but to show what a nice guy HE is.

What's with all the FORCED amniocentesis tests? It's a risk to the baby to do so, so unless there is a MEDICAL reason to compel Babe/Kendall/Bianca to do it, then HANDS (and NEEDLES) off! [... later in the show these risks are pointed out] Well, thank God SOMEONE is listening to reason!

The doctor Ryan found is named Helen Lossin (as spelled by closed- captioning) -- how many of you, upon hearing her name, IMMEDIATELY had a flashback to the infamous bathroom wig-flushing scene between singer Nealy O'Hara and Broadway legend Helen Lawson in Valley of the Dolls? :-)

I think it's high time Babe got a restraining order against Jamie -- he is UNQUESTIONABLY a STALKER!

TAN/OT: I got my son's car smogged on Thursday. The mechanic was filling out a form and put the date, 1/8/04 on the bottom of it. Free associating, I said: "January 8 ... isn't that the day John Lennon died? (it wasn't, that was DECEMBER 8) Mechanic: "Who?" Thinking he just didn't hear it right, I said: "John Lennon ..." The mechanic looked totally blank. "The Beatles." I prompted. Mechanic: "Oh yeah, that guy." The mechanic said he was only a year old at the time. I feel SOOO old!

Robin "in MY day ..." Coutellier