Boogie Chillen
February 4, 2004

What a sisterly coincidence! Frankie, freaked out because she realized she may be a lesbian and dragged JR to bed (and got murdered shortly thereafter). Maggie, Frankie's twin, kisses Bianca, fears she may be a lesbian, and launches herself at Jamie (JR's brother) -- literally -- first with her car, then with her lips. What is with this new trend of not only recycling storylines, but recycling storylines with the SAME PEOPLE?

I LOVED the exchange with Lomax on the stand! Prosecutor Singer asks Rev Lomax what denomination his ministry is. Lomax: "Uh, 10s and 20s." Singer: "Excuse me?" Lomax: "The Church of Tenzan Twenties. Tenzan was our Spiritual Founder. Uh, he was a reformed gambler who found the true path." Singer "Oh, good for him." Lomax: "Oh yes, yes, it was very, VERY good for him -- until the incident with the wood chipper! Agghh! That's when *I* took over." BWAHAHAAAAA!

When Rev Lomax blanched and said he was in trouble, I was SURE his flaxseeds had finally kicked in :-) They missed a "golden" opportunity there -)

What the hell did Jamie pull out of his pocket to break into the limo? And WTF made him think it was okay to DO that? What am I saying? This is a kid who never has to pay consequences for ANYTHING! But WTF makes MAGGIE think it's okay to break in? Does it ever occur to EITHER of these pebble-brains that someone who is actually RESPONSIBLE for the limo might actually return to it eventually? If I came back to MY car and found people partying in it (ESPECIALLY if they were partying NAKED), I would NOT be amused or placated -- the police would DEFINITELY be called! Of course, my car has been in a state of limbo for almost a week because the alarm went schizo and won't let me start it, but that's another story. I have to say, though, that I'm impressed with the fact that the alarm IS sort of doing its job -- a car thief would have a bit work on his hands to make off with it.

Robin "temporarily driving her son's car" Coutellier