Boogie Chillen
December 7-8, 2004

I don't have much to say about Tuesday's big reveal because it was mostly a big snooze. Most of the episode consisted of Bianca's carefully (TIGHTLY) controlled denial of Babe's assertion that Bess is actually Miranda and of Jamie and JAR yelling at each other. Now that Bianca has accepted the fact that Bess is, indeed, actually HER baby girl, I don't understand why Bianca hasn't picked the baby up yet, though.

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Condoning or lack thereof of violence aside, why is it okay for the MEN on soaps to punch and beat the SHIT out of each other, yet women rarely ever do more than a girly slap, however much of a wallop it packs? Babe lets Bianca think her baby is DEAD for about 9 months, yet all she gets is ONE hard SLAP? It initially looked like a punch, but it really was just a slap. She would get SOOOOO much more than that from me (if I thought I could take her and I DEFINITELY think Bianca could take her).

Bianca offers to help JAR with "his baby" (the one that's NOT Miranda), but never tells him that the baby is ALIVE. That's all she had to do was to yell that BOTH babies survived. Does she do that? NO. Of course, his vicious verbal attack about Miranda being basically an unlovable human piece of garbage since she is the spawn of Michael Cambias will probably harden Bianca's heart enough that now she WON'T tell him that his baby lived. He's SUCH an asshole that I'm not sure *I* would, either.

Why is Kendall so horrified that the elevator took off without her? JAR's room appears to be on the second floor and she looks fit enough to sprint up the stairs.

By the end of this episode, Bianca STILL has not picked up the baby she thought had been dead for the last nine months. Un-frickin- BELIEVABLE!

In another thread someone mentioned that Tad was sporting an erection on Monday while tied to the bed. Several of us weighed in on whether or not that was the case. I maintained that, while at first glance it DID appear to be a boner, it was really just a fold in the pant -- otherwise he has an approximately 18" long, 3"-4.5" dick (not counting the part before he bends severely to his right so that it nearly touches the bed at his hip). To illustrate the point (so to speak) for interested parties, I have put up a couple of illustrations at http://www.robinc.org/tadboner120604.

Robin "... the things that end up on the internet!" Coutellier