Boogie Chillen
August 12, 2004

All things considered, you would think Lily would just come right out and bluntly ask Bianca what possible purpose wearing a raggedy volleyball net over her shirt would serve (so to speak) since it doesn't keep the cold out or the heat in and probably yanks Bianca back like a Bolo-paddled ball every time she passes a doorknob.

Hmmm, maybe we should start a new ongoing theme for AMC on RATSA: LILY'S POTENTIAL QUESTIONS & OBSERVATIONS. Maybe we could just call it LILY'S CORNER (or better yet, LILY'S PAD) for short. They could be in the form of diary entries. I'll bet she keeps a meticulous journal. In fact, I think I'll take this opportunity to switch FACs -- I hereby release all interest in FAC BJ's (especially since I haven't been interested in it for quite some time) and make an impromptu, drive-by claim a new FAC: LILY'S PAD. Stay tuned!

LOD:
New Guy to Kendall: "You seem to be having such a wonderful time talking to yourself -- it seems rather rude of me to interrupt. Well, carry on." [slams the door in her face] ROTFLMAO!

Kendall tells New Guy that in THAT neighborhood, he should really ASK before he answers the door -- she knows, she used to live there. Like KENDALL has ever, even ONCE in her entire LIFE, asked who was at the door.

TAN: Speaking of soap operas, I am SO enjoying Scott Peterson being exposed for the lying, psychopathic ASSHOLE that he is. Yeah, we knew all that before Amber Frey got on the stand, but the impact is SO much greater with her testifying and us hearing his own voice giddily laughing and romancing her, piling lie after lie after lie on top of more lies while his days-missing wife and unborn baby lie at the bottom of the sea. That asswipe is going DOWN!

Robin "Oh, and let's not forget his favorite book, 'On The Road' by 'Jack Cadillac'" Coutellier