Boogie Chillen
September 26, 2003

Setting aside the fact that Tad is apparently unaware that his front, side and rear doors actually HAVE locks, Simone assures him that they are alone because she locked the front door. BZZZT! She HAD to ALREADY have been IN the room when Mary was there because the bedroom door was in full view of the camera when Tad was taking off his shoes and muttering about the uncanny frequency with which freaks and nymphomaniacs show up unannounced in his bedroom. Simone, walking up to him from the OPPOSITE side of the room, starts groping him exactly 17 seconds after he shuts the door on Mary. What did she do, crawl under the door like a cockroach?

Robin "sounds about right" Coutellier