Boogie Chillen
September 24-25, 2003

Why is there a light ON in the freezer? Is it like the refrigerator where it goes on automatically? Did Ryan turn it on?

Ryan tells Edmund that, as far as anyone else is concerned, he was never there in the freezer. Uh, unless Edmund plans to clean up Ryan's shoeprints and vacuum for hairs, Ryan WAS there. ... Told ya.

Something tells me those were pre-natal vitamins that David brought for Bianca.

Why is Kendall bringing Lena to work directly in the same building that BIANCA LIVES IN? Oh yeah, that'll cheer Bianca up.

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I see Ryan is back in ye olde co-ed steamroom. You'd think that with all the billionaires in town they could afford separate steam rooms for men and women. I don't believe for a SECOND that ERICA would go there for a nice steam. ANYONE could go in there to harass her and take photos, including Donald Steele. I also don't believe she would leave Bianca completely ALONE in the penthouse mere hours after she presumably had an abortion. And why is Ryan sitting around naked in a relatively public place if he doesn't want anyone to know he's there? Couldn't he have just taken a hot bath?

Loved Greenlee's assertion that she watches the "Old Movie Channel" :-)

Liza tells Kendall that October 10 they are throwing a big gala to announce the new Face of Fusion -- you know, the winner of their Sexiest Man Contest. Well, which is it, the Face of Fusion or Sexiest Man? Have they branched out into men's cosmetics? I really don't see the point of putting mascara, eyeliner, lipstick and nail polish on a GUY to put on posters to plaster all over PV High.

How many of you "got" Simone's reference to "7 minutes"? There was a book written by Irving Wallace in the 60s (or possibly early 70s) called "The Seven Minutes". It's been a LONG time since I read it, but as I recall, it was about a legal battle revolving around a new book about sexuality that some considered to be pornography. The bottom line was the assertion that it takes the average woman 7 minutes of stimulation to reach orgasm ;-)

Somebody asks if they want to take Michael's temperature. I CAN'T have been the only one to suggest they stick an ice-pick up his ass :-)

Robin "they should have brought Michael to Satriale's" Coutellier