Boogie Chillen
September 18, 2003

I can understand how a crappy video might appear on a website if nothing else is available, but that's no excuse for the REST of the page to look so crappy -- with all their billions, you'd think Cambias Industries could afford to hire a decent website designer!

Did Maria turn off Edmund's MONITOR or his computer? If someone walked up and cut off the power to my PC while I was in the middle of doing something, I'd be ROYALLY PISSED! I'm not familiar with any laptops that have separate switches for the monitor, and even if it did, that wouldn't stop the playing of the video or audio. For that matter, what idiotic PC company would put such a touchy power button on the side of a screen where it would be so EASY to turn everything off simply by adjusting the position of the screen? In any case, NO laptop shuts down THAT quickly unless the power goes out and it doesn't have a charged battery in place. BZZZT! A big thumbs down to the Props Dept. on Edmund's laptop (or, if that actually IS a laptop design, a HUGE thumbs down for the manufacturer).

Why would Bianca, a rich kid who lives in a penthouse, go to a gritty, inner-city clinic to get an abortion? Yeah, David works there, but the whole POINT of him working there was to PUNISH him.

Kendall keeps going around town pointing at things and shrieking "MINE! MINE! MINE!" Doesn't Cambias Industries have a Board of Directors? I find it difficult to believe that she's the ONLY one who owns things and has sole discretion about how ANYTHING is done. Has there even been a SINGLE slip of paper, other than a marriage license, that gives her so much despotic power?

Aidan picks up a drunken Mia and carries her out of BJ's. Yup, nothing like a sudden shoulder in the belly, following by your head hanging down his back to bring up copious amounts of drunken, if affable, vomit.

You haven't been eating well and have been under a TREMENDOUS amount of stress after suffering a trauma. It's midnight. You are going to have a surgical procedure in 12 hours. Do you a) take some vitamins and get some rest, or b) stay up all night and maniacally jump into bacteria-laden stagnant water for a swim, despite having no towels or change of clothing nearby?

Robin "I'm ready for my close-up" Coutellier