Boogie Chillen
September 11, 2003

Why is Mary planning on calling Greenlee from Milan if she and Juan Pablo were ostensibly flying to ARGENTINA? Do the writers think that pretty much ANY place where Spanish is spoken will do? Then again, Juan Pablo told her that they weren't going to Milan OR Argentina, so maybe he was covering for her flubbing a line.

What's Greenlee crying about NOW? SHE'S the one who deliberately set herself up to be devastatingly disappointed!

Aidan has some nerve insisting that, if a crime has been committed, it's Jackson's and Anna's job to catch the perp! Aidan has committed a multitude of crimes, so if that's what he REALLY wants, Anna should toss his buns of steel in the slammer if only because he broke into Michael's condo -- AGAIN.

Was there any particular reason that Lena brought flowers for Bianca? A birthday? Some special day? If Bianca doesn't want to see her, why don't they have an order with the guards not to let Lena into the building (not that Security has ever been able to keep ANYONE out of the building)? For that matter, why is it okay for the guards to bring flowers INTO the penthouse? Would YOU want any old minimum wage security guard going into your private residence when you weren't home? I've known lots of security guards and most of them seem to be decent people, but some of them are VERY strange.

Tad and Liza are going to Tahiti. They still haven't even kissed since that time when she and Adam were married (I think) and they can't even comfortably flirt with each other. That makes their scenes SOOO stilted and annoying. Just shag each other and get it over with you moronic "adults"!

Has it occurred to Tad that Jamie is going to bring someone over to his house to have sex while he's gone? He's probably going to throw a PARTY. He had to drag Jamie out of a sleazy bar just the night before, for God's sake! Marian handed the condoms (or whatever was in the bag) to the WRONG person. And why are Marian and Opal so fired up about Tad and Liza sneaking off for a vacation together? Do they think the two of them AREN'T going to have sex if they DON'T go? Your kids are MIDDLE-AGED!! GET OVER IT AND GO FIND SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH **YOU**!

Robin "squeaky" Coutellier