Boogie Chillen
September 10, 2003

If Ryan wants to be inconspicuous, why is he breaking into Michael's condo in broad daylight? Oh well, at least HE closed the blinds.

Wouldn't YOU like to have a laptop with an instant-on feature? Leave it to CandyAss to have a screen background with his own smirking face on it! All things considered, why didn't the police confiscate his laptop?

I can believe Michael hasn't sent any mail for a while, but I don't believe for a SECOND that he didn't GET mail. It would have been realistic AND amusing for Ryan to exasperatedly scroll through pages and pages of SPAM offering porn, male enhancement, cheap prescriptions, porn, stock tips, porn, closeout sales, porn, Viagra, porn, loans, discounts, porn, vacation getaways, porn, etc. THEN he could determine that Michael didn't receive any significant mail. Besides, most people can get their mail in more than one place, so how does Ryan know Michael hasn't abandoned that particular PC and is now using a different one to download his mail?

I think it's high time Pine Valley enacts an ordinance making it against the law to honk your car horn unless there is a valid emergency. The horn of every other car on the road is being RELENTLESSLY honked.

Oh, low-slung pants are NOT Kendall's best look. She looks downright FREAKY in them! She looks like a walking failed PhotoShop experiment where someone cut her in half, increased the canvas size moved one of the halves a foot or so in the middle, then merged the layers together! I'm absolutely AMAZED she found a blouse that was long enough to even tuck into them.

What was the point of Ryan suddenly hopping across the doorway on the other side of the sheer curtains on the inner french door? If he didn't want David to see him, why didn't he just hold still? Not that David DID see him.

It's a good thing Greenlee works out -- how would YOU like to stand around interminably holding a full breakfast service?

I don't care HOW rich a guy is -- wouldn't ANY woman be EXCEPTIONALLY suspicious of a guy who comes on like Juan Pablo, doesn't really know you at all, and then hands over REAL ESTATE? He has OBVIOUS con-man written all OVER him! Even a CHILD knows better than to take candy from a stranger!

Is anyone else shocked that Erica didn't rip Jackson a new one for not telling her that Bianca was pregnant?

Why is Reggie wearing his jammies to the park? It makes him look like he's 9 months pregnant and so poor that he can't afford anything better than a downed weather balloon.

So, Reggie's off somewhere in the bushes -- did he have a delayed reaction to the bee/wasp sting after all?

Robin "fashion, smashion, Reggie & Kendall look ridiculous" Coutellier