Boogie Chillen
September 4, 2003

I LOVED Mary's dress!

Was I the only one who, while watching Juan Pablo schmooze Mary, keeps thinking of Christopher Walken and his Saturday Night Live sketches of "The Continental"? That character is a not-NEARLY-as- suave-as-he-THINKS-he-is European bachelor who tries to trap women in his hotel room and seduce them.

Whenever Rebecca Budig crosses her arms (as she did while hiding in Juan Pablo's closet) her weight-training abilities are VERY apparent. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- she looks like she could bench-press a Volkswagen!

LOD #1:
Kendall tells the crowd at the airport that Michael stayed behind in Las Vegas because he was behind at the craps table. Tad: "I knew there was CRAP in the story SOMEwhere!" LOL!

When Mary suddenly starts to attempt to suck Juan Pablo's face off, he's shocked and his arms, which WERE around her in a mock attempt to teach her to tango, aka "touch" (at HER request), suddenly drop and he pulls back. If he REALLY wants to make her think he's interested, that is NOT the way to do it!

LOD #2:
Greenlee calls Juan Pablo from the closet and grills him about whether or not he and Mary were kissing (based on the silence). He vaguely answers in the affirmative. Mary, in the meantime, is vamping across the room. Greenlee states that Mary is doing that thing where she's rubbing the back her neck, isn't she? As a matter of fact, Mary IS doing EXACTLY that. Juan Pablo, still pretending a business associate is on the phone with him, says: "I don't see that becoming a problem!" Greenlee: "Really? You DON'T want to know what she's going to rub NEXT!" ROTFLMAO!!!!

Opal and Palmer fake their way through a conversation with Tad at the airport, saying that they had just returned from a shopping trip in the windy city to get presents for Petey. When pressed further, Palmer says they bought a bike and Opal says they bought a computer. Hmmmm. You can get a bike ANYWHERE and Cortlandt Electronics MAKES personal computers (at least they did a few years ago). Not that anyone believes them, of course.

After telling the flight attendant that she needs to clean a spot (which the flight attendant immediately thought was BLOOD) off her shoe, Kendall goes back to HER condo complex and throws the shoes in a garbage bin (actually, it looked like a recycling or yard waste bin, but I won't quibble over it). GAWD she's STUPID! And why is a garbage bin the courtyard next to a condo door instead of out back by the parking area? And why is it suddenly a single-household bin instead of the big rolling bin/beauty parlor that Michael was tossed into? I don't think they even HAVE a homeowner's association at that place! I suppose that works since the only people that live there are she and Michael.

Robin "now I can't the the tango of Osgood & Daphne out of my head -- OLE!!" Coutellier