Boogie Chillen
November 24, 2003

I am sensitive to gas heat, so I don't turn on the heater in my house. I use electric heaters when I absolutely have to (expensive, don't you know, and if one is on at the same time as the microwave, it pops a fuse). Consequently, when it gets cold, I sit around the house here in California under an electric blanket, wear fingerless gloves and hooded sweatshirts, and occasionally stick my fingers under the laptop to thaw them out. As I set here shivering I'm watching Kendall in David's cabin. She's wearing a light, breezy skirt and a spaghetti-strapped, low-cut tank top -- in a cabin on top of a mountain in Pennsylvania during a windy Thanksgiving week. It's a good thing David is such a hottie or she'd be frozen solid! The scene cuts to Greenlee, also wearing a strappy sundress. These women are INSANE!

Erica really shouldn't be ridiculing David's "offer" to slip into the bedroom and between the sheets -- after all, he DID make her come NINETEEN times one night when they were together (I'm NOT making this up -- she SAID so (the show was taped the day after she won an Emmy after 19 nominations). The guy is a veritable human vibrator ;-)

Wow, Ryan can figure out a LOT from a stone-face. I think I'll call him up the next time I can't find my car keys.

Robin "of course, as soon as he shows up he'll take his shirt off -- at which point I'll order him to put it back on" Coutellier