Boogie Chillen
November 5-6, 2003

They never followed up on Adam APPEARING to hear something from behind the walls when JR & Babe were in the tunnels.

I'm confused. The last time WE saw Ryan, he was completely dressed and was leaving over Maria's protests to go to the airport to protect Kendall. Today Ryan wakes up in Greenlee's bed in the hospital. He's almost wearing a hospital gown. He says they gave him a room down the hall and he must have wandered into hers in the middle of the night. Huh?

If it's late enough for Kendall's lawyer to be in court instead of helping her, then how is it that Ryan was able to wander into Greenlee's room in the middle of the night, yet no nurses or aides noticed? As I recall, the hospital is notorious for not letting you sleep because they are constantly waking you up to take your vitals or give you medication or something. If they aren't bothering to "observe" Greenlee, then why the hell is she still in the hospital?

Why is the old guy who hit Greenlee and Carlos with his car in a wheelchair? He was walking just fine when he was at the hospital earlier. I KNEW he was a hitman. Did anyone else think of Old Man Bacala on The Sopranos when he was wheeled in? FYI for you non- Sopranos fans, a retired hitman, who could barely breathe due to terminal emphysema, did one last hit.

When Babe referred to her new "plastic best friend", how many of you thought she was talking about a vibrator?

Bianca tells Derek that he and the rest of the PV police force are responsible for Michael being murdered because it wouldn't have happened if they had done their job and put him away for raping her. BZZZZT! BIANCA is the one to blame for him not being sent to prison for it because she DESTROYED every shred of physical EVIDENCE that would have put him away (except for the baby, of course).

I thought Juan Pablo told Maria to hit the road and not come back when it came to Carlos. Of course, that would have meant he would get NO medical attention, but that's beside the point.

BZZZZT! Lena said Michael took OTC medicine for his allergies. WRONG, Kendall specifically said that Michael took PRESCRIPTION allergy pills, and if you've taken any OTC allergy pills lately, you know that you can sever a finger trying to get them out of their bubble pack, whereas Kendall just opened a bottle of loose pills. Besides, Lena dumped a GUN in the water on that fateful night -- she's lying.

Did Aidan and Kendall say something to each other at the police station? I couldn't tell because the BACKGROUND NOISE WAS LOUDER THAN A CROWD AT THE SUPER BOWL!

Robin "someone needs to fire the sound editor -- NOW" Coutellier