Boogie Chillen
May 28, 2003

Erica says the security camera is only one for AFTER hours, but when she's there, it's NOT operating. Excuse me? It was practically DAWN by the time this all happened, so unless she pressed a button to stop it, the camera should still have been rolling.

Why is it that only the "beautiful people" are at the PV Park responding to Fusion's latest LOCAL scheme? Not only that, but lots and LOTS of hot (not to mention totally air-headed) women are just hanging out with each other and all the hunky guys are just wandering around the park, seemingly together. What's wrong with this picture? There don't appear to be any hetero couples, there aren't ANY average-looking people, CERTAINLY no overweight or older people, and NONE of them have the self-control of even a toddler. NO one just walks by and IGNORES the crass commercialism, sexism, advertising, etc., with a simple "no thanks".

Derek says Chris's body was found in the river. What? They've abandoned the idea of the Pine Valley Ocean? Does this mean that Maria merely smelled like boat fuel, sludge and trout, and not like seaweed, crabs and dead seals when she and Edmund hit the sack together? Yeah, I'll bet HER hair smelled terrific.

Did you notice that Carlos was taller than ALL the people at the park? Maybe it was the camerawork, but it was pretty noticeable when he walked away from them for a few moments. Do they have to keep trying to slam us over the head with this total CRAP? All these women are just DYING to kiss Carlos; then they start jumping up and down and salivating to buy lipstick. Don't they have even a SCRAP of self-respect? Given the current SARS outbreaks, is it really wise to kiss a total stranger who is, in turn kissing multitudes of OTHER strangers? Way to spread cold sores!

Robin "has anyone tried to grab his ass yet (besides Simone)?" Coutellier