Boogie Chillen
May 27, 2003

Now it's the next day, but Jack JUST got her message about what happened? Where the hell was HE all night?

Luis is supposed to be street-smart? Then why is he shoving around and otherwise manhandling a little blonde goodie-two-shoes in the middle of a Habitat-For-Humanity project with lots of people around?

REGGIE is signing off on building supplies? Is he in charge of building a house from scratch now? School isn't even out for the summer yet and I'm not sure he's even turned SIXTEEN yet!

I know Peggy can have a big mouth, but even SHE would know better than to tell little kids that their daddy and Maureen are having a "sleepover". She should have said they were mattress wrestling.

Maria hasn't been around her kids for five years, then she suddenly feels like it's okay to get out of bed in front of them wearing only a big shirt and panties? Were the panties already there at the house? Why did she even have them on at that point considering she and Edmund had been up all night getting it on? Given the propensity for everyone in PV, never mind the children in the same house, barging into people's houses and even bedrooms without so much as a knock, why didn't they lock the bedroom door? They had to get up to pee once or twice, didn't they? Was it really THAT far to the doorknob and back?

Mia: "It seems like every time I show up here uninvited I get AMBUSHED!" Excuse me? SHE walks into EDMUND'S house, up the stairs and into his BEDROOM uninvited and then has the gall to say SHE was ambushed? Never mind Maria, what if he'd been whacking off when she walked in? What if he'd been lying down with his legs splayed in the air while awkwardly positioning a magnified mirror to inspect his crotch in an effort to isolate the source of that annoying itch, or perhaps to track the progress of a recalcitrant hemorrhoid? I reiterate my earlier speculation that she's going to become a crazy stalker, although I suppose if she really HAD walked in and been treated to such a sight, the appellation would have been changed from "Crazy Stalker" to "Hysterically Blind" (notice that, for once, I politely refrained from referring to Edmund as "an asshole").

Jack hasn't touched Michael yet, but Derek YANKS him around to the other side of the room. Hello? Didn't Jack JUST get shot about 2-3 days ago? That ought to EASILY pop his stitches!

Oooh, Jack looks GOOD in jeans!

If Erica has cameras around her own apartment, she probably has them in her OFFICE, too.

Robin "and then they go and spoil my astute (if obvious) observation" Coutellier