Boogie Chillen
May 26, 2003

(Monday)


If Carlos had any kind of accent at ALL, he'd roll the "rl" in his name and have more of a hiss with the ending "s". If he can't even say his NAME right, how IS Greenlee supposed to "know who he is".

Maria was just about to tell Edmund that Maddie really WAS his biological daughter just before the plane exploded. Has anyone told her about the paternity battle that ensued after she disappeared or that it was resolved? Will she think to mention it to Edmund NOW?

As previously mentioned by someone, wouldn't Maria (and Aidan) be incredibly smelly from their swims. Isn't it the NEXT night by now? Maria is probably salt-encrusted and no doubt smells like a dead seal, yet she and Edmund are going to go at it without so much as a shower. Yuck!

Wait a minute -- Maria was professing her love to Aidan a mere 24 hours ago (possibly less), yet it just "seems like a DREAM now"? She really DOES have a screwed up memory.

What kind of tiny, idiot woman, when confronted in a dark office, VERY late at night (the bikers have all gone to bed) by a menacing man whose pride has been EXTREMELY and PUBLICLY wounded BY HER, would stand there and goad him with the most belittling things about the very core of what he thinks is his manhood when there isn't even an administrative assistant, let alone a SECURITY GUARD on hand? Erica, of course. And then she's SURPRISED when he physically attacks her? She TRULY never learns.

The Pit's clientele (i.e., bikers, druggies, prostitutes, etc.) clear out "after hours" so the blue-collar workers can let it all hang out in a relatively wholesome manner? BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I don't THINK so! They should have shown management temporarily changing the sign outside to display: "Got Milk?"

I reiterate: how can a man who can't even say his own name right be considered to have an accent and then turn around and sing a song WITH an accent? When Carlos serenaded Greenlee, complete with an invisible sappy backup band, was that a totally Frankie Avalon beach movie moment or WHAT?

I can't believe Maria would basically tell Edmund that it was perfectly okay that he ASSAULTED and IMPRISONED her in the name of love -- she understands and would have done the same. Oh wait, this is MARIA, not MAUREEN -- I suppose I CAN believe it.

I wish Kendall would stop calling Erica "Mother". It sounds about as natural as addressing her as "Step-Father's Mother's Half- Sister's Second Cousin Once Removed". "MOM" maybe, or even "Mama" but "MOTHER"? From KENDALL? It's jarring and kind of wrecks the moment. It DOES, however, provide another (and nearly technically correct) name for her to call Michael if she just appends a certain verb to it.

Robin "he's GOTTA go" Coutellier

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