Boogie Chillen
May 21, 2003

Did anyone else wince when Simone, Kendall and Mia entered the office cackling like hyenas? My EARS! The dogs next door started to howl!

If Fusion is looking for the sexiest man on the Planet, why are they zooming in on barely clad WOMEN'S butts? Speaking of extremely superficial things, I don't know about where YOU live, but I'm noticing an alarming trend around San Jose: boob jobs -- they're EVERYWHERE I GO! HUGE ones. Nothing quite so spectacular as Maria's (well, maybe one, but I think she may have been a he at one time -- I didn't want to stare and her boobs were about level with the top of my head), but not far behind at ALL. I'm starting to wonder if they're installing funhouse mirrors all over the place along with intersection red-light cameras.

Man where did the guy who plays Flanders get his stunt training, Cirque du Soleil? I swear, watching his fight scenes is like watching an action-packed ballet!

Maria is treading water in the PV Ocean in the wake of a madly careening yacht. The water is SOOO blue and so OBVIOUSLY self- contained, and the gurgling noises were so loud as she kept turning in circles that I can't possibly be the only one who wondered if she was being flushed down a giant (not to mention perpetually disinfected) toilet bowl :-) Someone needs to jiggle the handle, though, because now it's just running continuously.

The Fusion women had to come up with some rules for their contest, so no one associated with Fusion can enter. Fair enough. Then they said that there is an age CAP. Excuse me? I can understand needing a MINIMUM age, but it's downright discriminatory (and possibly illegal) to put an age CAP on it.

For those without closed-captioning who thought Tad excused himself to "go take a nice shit", he actually said: "go take a nice schvitz" (sauna).

Geez can't Maria ever just break up with someone? Does someone always have to EXPLODE into water on one side or another? She has more associated water landings than a duck!

Robin "quack!" Coutellier