Boogie Chillen May 21, 2003 (Wednesday)
Did anyone else wince when Simone, Kendall and Mia entered the
office cackling like hyenas? My EARS! The dogs next door started
to howl!
If Fusion is looking for the sexiest man on the Planet, why are they
zooming in on barely clad WOMEN'S butts? Speaking of extremely
superficial things, I don't know about where YOU live, but I'm
noticing an alarming trend around San Jose: boob jobs -- they're
EVERYWHERE I GO! HUGE ones. Nothing quite so spectacular as
Maria's (well, maybe one, but I think she may have been a he at one
time -- I didn't want to stare and her boobs were about level with
the top of my head), but not far behind at ALL. I'm starting to
wonder if they're installing funhouse mirrors all over the place
along with intersection red-light cameras.
Man where did the guy who plays Flanders get his stunt training,
Cirque du Soleil? I swear, watching his fight scenes is like
watching an action-packed ballet!
Maria is treading water in the PV Ocean in the wake of a madly
careening yacht. The water is SOOO blue and so OBVIOUSLY self-
contained, and the gurgling noises were so loud as she kept turning
in circles that I can't possibly be the only one who wondered if she
was being flushed down a giant (not to mention perpetually
disinfected) toilet bowl :-) Someone needs to jiggle the handle,
though, because now it's just running continuously.
The Fusion women had to come up with some rules for their contest,
so no one associated with Fusion can enter. Fair enough. Then they
said that there is an age CAP. Excuse me? I can understand needing
a MINIMUM age, but it's downright discriminatory (and possibly
illegal) to put an age CAP on it.
For those without closed-captioning who thought Tad excused himself
to "go take a nice shit", he actually said: "go take a nice
schvitz" (sauna).
Geez can't Maria ever just break up with someone? Does someone
always have to EXPLODE into water on one side or another? She has
more associated water landings than a duck!
Robin "quack!" Coutellier
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