Boogie Chillen
May 20, 2003

Derek is willing to bet money that Aidan will keep Maria and Maddie safe. As well he should -- he knows very well that HE couldn't keep them safe -- he couldn't hit the side of a barn with a bazooka without the barn walking over and attacking him before he could fire off a shot.

Aidan tells Maria to bolt the door and barricade herself in the cabin. Oh yeah, a louvered closet door will keep a determined killer out -- LOL! I'm surprised the louvers didn't fall off of their own accord when they shut the door!

If Fusion is looking for the sexiest man on the PLANET, why are they limiting their search to the U.S.?

Liza thinks this man-search is very radical. Yeah, no one's EVER thought of ANYTHING like THAT before.

Aw, doesn't Aidan look SWEET lying there on the deck? He picked a fine time to take a nap, though!

Why does Flanders think Maria would tell him where Maddie is? Motherhood aside, if he's so hell-bent on killing Maddie because she saw him kill Chris Stamp, there's no reason to keep anyone ELSE alive who ALSO sees him in his pursuit of Maddie. For that matter, why isn't anyone protecting MIA, who not only can describe him, mask or not, but is also temporarily hobbled?

Am I the only one who can't believe Flanders didn't take the opportunity to cop a feel from Maria while he had her by the throat? I swear you could hoist sails on those breasts (which didn't move one iota, despite her being violently thrown onto her back and then held there -- I still think they got descendents of Howard Hugh's engineers who worked on Jane Russell's bra to construct whatever engineering marvel it is that holds Maria's breasts up).

Flanders is one hell of a physical guy, isn't he. He picks people up like they were matchsticks and swings them around with the ease of Billy Clyde Tuggle and his beloved Persuadiador. I think he was holding Maddie up by his fingernail, and he swung HER around like she was one end of a pair of num-chuks.

I can see Mia and Tad as a couple, though.

Ruth asks Tad if he and Simone have shared more than just a cell. Frankly, I'd be surprised if, having heard and seen Simone oozing all over Tad right in front of her, Ruth's first thought wasn't: "chlamydia" (had to look up the spelling on THAT one on WebMD.com) He laments that he's not Simone's type, which is really saying something coming from Tad the Cad. Joe notes that Simone picked him for the contest, didn't she? Oh please, Simone would pick anything with a penis for the contest (and that includes goats).

Robin "I wouldn't discount blowup dolls, either" Coutellier