Boogie Chillen
May 15, 2003

How does having sex with Michael prove Kendall's loyalty to him?

Ya know, no matter how powerful Michael THINKS he is, it's still a pretty bad idea to be RAPING someone without closing the blinds first, not to mention slamming her onto the couch and practically doing it up against the window. I really think the only way AMC is going to redeem this guy is to kill him off and then have his twin appear (maybe his presumed-dead brother). He is such a PIG! I'm amazed no one' bitten him in the balls yet!

Why did the police show up with their sirens blaring? I'm sure Edmund called them and told them to go over to Wildwind, but why WARN Flanders that they're even showing up? Then they KEEP the sirens blaring, even though they've already arrived and are in the process of taking notes. LOVED Derek's comment of doing things HIS way from now on -- that way would be what? Getting conked on the head, duct taped and dragged into a closet. Yeah, that method worked out real well for YOU, Derek.

Has Chris started to smell yet?

Edmund mentions Mia staying at Wildwind or maybe the Valley Inn if she prefers, inferring that it's not safe for her to go home. Um, don't Liza and Colby LIVE with her? Is anyone going to warn THEM about Flanders? Edmund picks her up to go upstairs, telling her to leave the crutches downstairs. What's she supposed to do if she has to pee or take a dump? Is he going to pick her up, carry her into the bathroom and plop her down on the toilet? How romantic.

Maria tells Maddie she might be feeling a little seasick. Just then I remembered the dream I had right before I woke up. I was on a big cruise liner with a HUGE, cavernous room where I was sleeping with a few other people (SLEEPING). We kept listing to one side and the other, and then a wall of water started gushing in (I'm talking on the scale of "The Poseidon Adventure"). My reaction as I looked up at the towering wave that was about to engulf me: "SHIT! I *KNEW* this would happen!"

Robin "snarky to the end" Coutellier