Boogie Chillen
March 3-4, 2003

When Mia walked into Jake's loft, did anyone else think that was a Pogo Stick leaning up against the wall? Given how Jake jumps in and out of relationships, jobs and locales, it makes sense.

LOD #1 Monday:
Erica explains to Opal that she TRIED to behave appropriately when consoling Jackson -- she made him TEA! Opal sardonically observes: "I guess it didn't HIT the SPOT." ROTFLMAO!

LOD #2 Monday:
Erica to Opal: "You're jealous, because I can have any man I want!" Opal: "Oh, yeah, only because your life is one endless, desperate lap dance!" SOOO TRUE!

Mia shoves Jake's clothes at Tad and tells him that if Jake ever comes back, he stays with TAD! Uh, technically, the lease is in JAKE'S name and she was living there on HIS largess (largess: liberality in bestowing gifts, especially in a LOFTY or condescending manner).

Kendall tells Michael that she wants him very badly. Then she's shocked when he wants her to go to bed with him that night. Well, make up your MIND, Girl! Of course, HE's manipulating HER, as evidenced by him saying they should just not see each other anymore, followed by a put-out-or-get-out ultimatum. This is disgusting, but we should consider the players, too. Yes, Kendall REALLY wants to do things right this time, which is a VERY refreshing change, but he IS a billionaire. This would normally be Kendall's dream-come-true (second only to sticking it to Erica, and just think how much MORE she could stick it to Erica by having millions at her disposal! Now the question is whether Michael IS scamming her at all (beyond the manipulative put-out-or-get-out shit) or, if he is, is it only because he's under his father's thumb or because he's a an asshole?

Jackson says he knows Aidan is licensed to carry a concealed weapon. Considering that a) license was probably granted in England, and b) Aidan was an international fugitive until a couple of days ago, how can he possibly be licensed to carry a concealed weapon in the U.S. or PA specifically? Did he stop to make an application on a brief occasion when he and Maria came up out of the bed for air? Don't they have 10-day waiting periods?

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Oh, I do NOT want another go-around with Tad and Liza.

How about Liza not only breaking into the sanctity of Lysistrata's office during someone ELSE'S therapy session, but grabbing the other client by the neck and throwing him out? I know it was supposed to be "light-hearted" because he had just professed to Lysistrata that he finds women to be scary and that they make him feel powerless and pushed around, but it totally fell flat with ME. I hope he SUES Liza not only for assault, but also for mental anguish.

Considering Michael is a billionaire and is clearly in the "Presidential Suite", why is there only a full bed in the room?

Michael IS pretty hunky. Quite a six-pack he's got going there. Calling him CandyAss might not be the best idea :-)

Michael tells Kendall that the way she makes love is just LIKE her! Me: "Deceitful?" I really have mixed feelings about her giving in to his sexual ultimatum. I think she mostly went to him because she really DOES love him and doesn't want to lose him, but also because she really DOES want to make love with him. Does he REALLY want to be more serious? Is he just feeling really vulnerable himself and acting like a jerk in the process (Kendall has him WAAAAAY out-classed in THAT area of expertise)? Or is he just a Daddy's Boy who will wreak havoc when he doesn't get his own way? There are more questions than answers, which is also refreshing.

LOD Tuesday:
Liza tells Lysistrata that she kissed a man. Lysistrata: "Well, THAT'S nothing to write a Greek tragedy about." LOL!

I think we're also starting to see some changes based on the fan fiction submissions. Tad & Liza crossing the line, Tad seemingly waking up to get back in touch with Tad the Cad, Opal finally getting a backbone when it comes to Erica, Chris PROBABLY on his way out, and Erica and Jack rekindling their romance. I'm guessing FRONS is probably going to get his wish re David Canary.

Robin "thhbbbbbbbtttt!!" Coutellier