Boogie Chillen
July 31, 2003

Why are Bianca and Kendall wearing dresses that are such a blah color? The dresses themselves were beautiful, I just didn't like the color. How are Bianca's sleeves staying up? They must be glued on. I don't like the hair in buns, either. I never HAVE liked that style. It makes Kendall, in particular, look like Olyve Oyl.

Some people have asked if Maggie has a job for the summer. She DID accept a job working with Janelle at the clinic for the summer. Whether she's shown up for a single day of work is open to debate.

Jesus Christ, how many boob jobs did Joni GET while on hiatus?

Why is Erica so bundled up in that missionary dress? I know she was keeping the dress covered so no one would see it until she appeared to march down the aisle, but DAMN, she must be roasting in it and it must be crushing the actual dress underneath (assuming the dress IS underneath.

OMG, apparently Erica's bodice was covered in whipped cream during an unfortunate explosion at the Redi-Whip factory! WHAT was she THINKING?

A minor sticking point -- the minister asked if anyone can show just cause why they may not LAWFULLY be joined in marriage. Sorry, Greenlee, but unknown adult children are not LEGAL reasons to stop a marriage. The bride and groom being brother and sister or one of them faking an identity might be reasons, but YOU are simply an irritating detail who hasn't showered or changed her clothes since yesterday morning.

Robin "mmmmmm, whipped cream ...." Coutellier